Toddler Zork

By Evan — — Miscellany

The life of a 14-month-old is probably a lot like being trapped in a text-based adventure game.

> "Ba-boo! Ba-boo!"
This request is not understood.
> "Puffs! More!"
You cannot perform this action at this time.
> N
You toddle north. There is a couch blocking your way.
> climb couch
You are about two inches too short to climb the couch.

2 thoughts on “Toddler Zork”

  1. >Pickup pillow
    It feels silky and firm.
    >Put down pillow
    It leaves your hand.
    >Step on pillow
    You magicly get two inches taller.
    >Climb couch
    You can now see the whole room from your couch command post.

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