Happy birthday to me! I am 100000
years old today.
Also, happy birthday to Tovarisch Andrei Zmievski, who has just turned the big 3-0. Tomorrow I and many other Party members in good standing will be reporting to comrade Andrei’s dascha to celebrate this glorious occasion. After all, we don’t want to be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.
“3-0”? What is this, a win-loss record?
Happy birthday, man.
happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Also, for that “Your Favorite Color” box, I keep wanting to write in, “Red– no, green! Aaaaaaaaah!”
Hey thanks, all!
Oh, and you *can* write “Red– no, green! Aaaaaaaaah!” in the box if you like.