{"id":74,"date":"2002-04-06T20:43:21","date_gmt":"2002-04-07T01:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/alien_city"},"modified":"2002-04-06T20:43:21","modified_gmt":"2002-04-07T01:43:21","slug":"alien_city","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2002\/04\/alien_city.html","title":{"rendered":"Alien City"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nSo.  A story.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nA rather scatterbrained young man is at a party in San Francisco.<br \/>\nHe spends much of the evening talking to this really attractive, intelligent,<br \/>\nnice woman.  She&#8217;s a usability engineer.  He&#8217;s a web-guy who is forced by the<br \/>\ncircumstances of his job to pretend he&#8217;s a usability engineer.  She is<br \/>\ninterested in ancient Western civilization.  She has read up on Asperger&#8217;s<br \/>\nSyndrome.  They have plenty to discuss.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nShe&#8217;s not a SF local, and she mentions she needs some guidance to find Hwy 101.<br \/>\nHe says he has the same problem.  They both laugh. SF is confusing.  They ask around and<br \/>\nget directions for finding the freeway.  Still, she sounds a bit hesitant.  He promises<br \/>\nher that he understands the directions and that she can follow him out.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo they walk to the parking lot.  She has his contact information.  There is vague<br \/>\ntalk of getting lunch.  They say good night, and he gets into his battered Sentra.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHe drives out into the parking lot exit.  She pulls up behind him.  He heads out,<br \/>\nturns left onto the one-way street.  Drives a few blocks, stops at a traffic light.<br \/>\nShe stops behind him &#8212; close enough that he is no longer blinded by her headlights.<br \/>\nAll of a sudden, he can see through her windshield in his rear-view mirror.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s not her.  It&#8217;s some forty-year-old guy who has been behind him the whole time.<br \/>\nHe has left her back at the parking lot.  He has ditched her.  Casually stranded her<br \/>\nin an alien city.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt is a long drive home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She stops behind him &#8212; close enough that he is no longer blinded by her headlights. All of a sudden, he can see through her windshield in his rear-view mirror.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}