{"id":68,"date":"2002-03-17T19:45:42","date_gmt":"2002-03-18T00:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/dance_ryan_dance"},"modified":"2002-03-17T19:45:42","modified_gmt":"2002-03-18T00:45:42","slug":"dance_ryan_dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2002\/03\/dance_ryan_dance.html","title":{"rendered":"Dance, Ryan, Dance!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nAbout this month’s sidebar… I take it all back<\/em>. Yes, I’ve remembered why
\nI read Andrew Sullivan<\/a>: it’s because he
\npoints me to articles like
\nthis one<\/a> at Dissent Magazine. Andrew, baby, I’m sorry! Forget all those
\nmean things I said. I think we can work things out.\n<\/p>\n

\nAnd since I’m taking things back, I have to issue another Official Retraction.
\nRyan<\/a> writes to inform me that I was incorrect
\nto say that he was starting to slow down<\/a> in his
\nold age. In fact, now that he is getting more exercise:\n<\/p>\n

\n

\n…I’ll have you know, I only USED to get winded after a half-hour of dancing. Now
\nI’m back up to par and shakin’ it with a vengeance for 2+ hours every weekend.
\n\ud83d\ude42 So put that in your journal and smoke it.\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\nRyan, I apologize for misrepresenting you like that.
\nListen up, everyone: I want you all to know that for the record, Ryan is a lean, mean,
\ndancing machine. Watch out, ladies!\n<\/p>\n

\nYesterday Mom and I went over ideas for her website. I’m going to be helping her out
\nwith it from now on. She even bought her own domain name (hencigoer.com) and everything.
\nDoes your<\/em> mom have her own domain name? I bet she doesn’t…\n<\/p>\n

\nIn related news, Mom’s book, The Thinking
\nWoman’s Guide to a Better Birth<\/a><\/em>, just earned out its advance. Not bad! It usually
\nspends its time hovering between #1000 and #3000 at Amazon, which is pretty good, considering
\nthat they carry well over a million titles. Anyway, you absolutely must get this book if
\nyou’re pregnant, Or if you’re thinking about getting pregnant. Or if you know someone who’s
\npregnant. Or if you know someone who’s thinking about getting pregnant.
\nOr if you know anyone at all who could end up being pregnant in the future.\n<\/p>\n

\nIncidentally, when I went to Amazon to check my Mom’s book’s stats, I also checked out my
\nRecommendations section:\n<\/p>\n