{"id":67,"date":"2002-03-13T19:51:57","date_gmt":"2002-03-14T00:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/shocking_the_bourgeois"},"modified":"2002-03-13T19:51:57","modified_gmt":"2002-03-14T00:51:57","slug":"shocking_the_bourgeois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2002\/03\/shocking_the_bourgeois.html","title":{"rendered":"Shocking the Bourgeois"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nToday <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marissalingen.com\/031302.html\" title=\"The Indefatigable\">M&#8217;ris<\/a> comments on an article<br \/>\nin Salon about Charles Bowden&#8217;s, &#8220;Blues for Cannibals&#8221;.  The Salon article&#8217;s author<br \/>\nis <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/books\/feature\/2002\/03\/13\/bowden\/index.html?x\" title=\"Salon review of 'Blues for Cannibals'\"><br \/>\nunimpressed with the book&#8217;s rhetorical tactics<\/a>:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\nBowden tells us that he&#8217;s telling us things people don&#8217;t want to know, suggesting there&#8217;s something<br \/>\ntransgressive about what he&#8217;s doing. In the book&#8217;s long section about this three years as a reporter<br \/>\ncovering sex crimes, he repeats a sentence that for him distills the widespread attitude toward his grisly<br \/>\nsubject &#8212; &#8220;Don&#8217;t talk about it, no one wants to hear these things.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think this is true. If people didn&#8217;t want to hear these things then JonBenet wouldn&#8217;t sell<br \/>\nnewspapers and we wouldn&#8217;t have &#8220;Law and Order Special Victims Unit,&#8221; an entire prime time television<br \/>\nshow showcasing a new sex crime every week.\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nI feel a bit sorry for Bowden&#8230; he&#8217;s trying so hard to shock us out of our bourgeois<br \/>\nstupor, but in this day and age, we bourgeois are pretty hard to shock.  Oh, every once<br \/>\nin a while we get a case like the Texas woman who<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/chronicle\/archive\/2002\/03\/09\/MN231174.DTL\" title=\"Must be read to be believed\">ran<br \/>\ninto a homeless man with her car, drove home with him stuck in her windshield, and let him bleed to death while<br \/>\nshe went inside and had sex with her boyfriend<\/a>.  But for the most part, I agree,<br \/>\nshock tactics are not the way to go.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nListen, I&#8217;m going to let you all in on a little secret.  I have an idea for a novel that I got<br \/>\na few months ago, after listening to Jonathan Franzen on the radio.    This idea<br \/>\nis so radical, so <em>transgressive<\/em>, that it will be beyond the pedestrian tastes of<br \/>\nthe Booker prize and the National Book Award.  Yes, I&#8217;ll be talked-about, vilified,<br \/>\nand made rich beyond the dreams of avarice.  Are you ready?  Think you can handle it?<br \/>\nHere it is:  I&#8217;m going to write a novel that says, &#8220;Suburbia is just swell!&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nYeah, I bet you wish you had thought of it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nMeanwhile, back at the ranch&#8230; for the last three years at work, I&#8217;ve been stuck with<br \/>\nNetscape 4.  But in just a month or two, the company is switching us all over to Netscape 6.2.1<br \/>\n(cue angelic music).  Yes, our intranet (i.e. my entire client base) will be using a browser<br \/>\nwith pretty darn good CSS2 support and a standards-compliant XML processor.  Do you know what<br \/>\nthat means?  <em>It means I can do client-side XSLT, and you can&#8217;t.<\/em>  <b>Nyah, nyah!<\/b>\n<\/p>\n<p><i>Edit, April 2003: My bragging was premature.  As of November 2002, the company had still not switched over from Netscape 4.7, and there was no publicly-announced date for the changeover either.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I&#8217;ll be talked-about, vilified, and made rich beyond the dreams of avarice.  Are you ready?  Think you can handle it? 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