{"id":467,"date":"2011-09-24T18:14:53","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T22:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/toddler_zork"},"modified":"2013-11-17T06:54:32","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T06:54:32","slug":"toddler_zork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2011\/09\/toddler_zork.html","title":{"rendered":"Toddler Zork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The life of a 14-month-old is probably a lot like being trapped in a text-based adventure game.<\/p>\n<pre><code>&gt; \"Ba-boo! Ba-boo!\"\nThis request is not understood.\n&gt; \"Puffs! More!\"\nYou cannot perform this action at this time.\n&gt; N\nYou toddle north. There is a couch blocking your way.\n&gt; climb couch\nYou are about two inches too short to climb the couch.\n<\/code><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The life of a 14-month-old is probably a lot like being trapped in a text-based adventure game.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":597,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions\/597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}