{"id":461,"date":"2011-08-30T07:08:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T11:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/square_peg_in_round_hole"},"modified":"2013-11-17T06:59:37","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T06:59:37","slug":"square_peg_in_round_hole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2011\/08\/square_peg_in_round_hole.html","title":{"rendered":"Square Peg in Round Hole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The scene: a FATHER and his thirteen-month-old SON in a living room. The SON is playing with one of those toys where you have to match different shapes to the corresponding hole.<\/p>\n<p>SON: (struggling to push the red square through the blue round hole)<\/p>\n<p>FATHER: Oh, son, son. The square goes in the square hole. Here, Daddy can help &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>SON: (twists the square in such a way that it drops through the round hole)<\/p>\n<p>FATHER: &#8230; Well, shit.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure whether the toy is defective or brilliant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The scene: a FATHER and his thirteen-month-old SON in a living room. The SON is playing with one of those toys where you have to match different shapes to the corresponding hole. SON: (struggling to push the red square through the blue round hole) FATHER: Oh, son, son. The square goes in the square hole. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}