\nI’ve decided that everyone should move at least once every six months. Moving is good
\nfor your moral fiber. It obviates nearly every one of the Seven Deadly Sins.\n<\/p>\n
\nTake Covetousness<\/a>, for instance. \nOr Gluttony<\/a>. I don’t know how \nLust<\/a>? Hard to be in the mood when you \nSloth<\/a>? Not a chance, when you’re \nUnfortunately I can’t fit every one of the Sins into the picture. Particularly I’ve decided that everyone should move at least once every six months. Moving is good for your moral fiber. It obviates nearly every one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Take Covetousness, for instance. The human spirit of generosity truly shines forth when you’re moving. “Here you go, this is yours.” “No no no, you take […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe human spirit of generosity truly shines forth when you’re moving.
\n“Here you go, this is yours.” “No no no, you take it, it’s yours<\/em>.”
\nJust heartwarming.\n<\/p>\n
\nanyone can clean out their fridge without vowing that they will never touch food again.\n<\/p>\n
\nstink of sweat and bleach and whatever the heck is under the fridge.\n<\/p>\n
\nsupposed to be legally out of the house in a few hours. It’s enough to make even
\nSam<\/a> work his tail off.\n<\/p>\n
\nWrath. So hold off on emailing Robert Bork<\/a> and asking him to
\ncall
\noff his crusade<\/a>. I haven’t completely<\/em> solved the whole USA-moral-decay
\nproblem yet. Give me a few more weeks. I’m sure I’m real close now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"