{"id":436,"date":"2011-01-29T11:59:58","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T16:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/come_to_me_superplague_i_defy_you"},"modified":"2013-11-17T20:47:02","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T20:47:02","slug":"come_to_me_superplague_i_defy_you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2011\/01\/come_to_me_superplague_i_defy_you.html","title":{"rendered":"Come to me, Superplague! I defy you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every winter, half the office gets taken out by illness. We call it &#8220;the Super Plague&#8221;, &#8220;the Creeping Crud&#8221;, &#8220;the Plague of Death.&#8221; It&#8217;s brutal.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I woke up feeling the tell-tale signs. Scratchy throat, low energy. Uh-oh.<\/p>\n<p>But today I woke up feeling&#8230; totally fine! One hundred percent! Yes my friends, the famous Goer immune system, the <a href=\"\/Journal\/2007\/06\/how_to_pick_up_prehistoric_girls_and_other_matters.html\">same one that ensured the survival of prehistoric Goers<\/a>, kicked in&#8230; and kicked ass.<\/p>\n<p>So this is my post where I dance in the endzone, taunting the entire Team Virus defensive line. In your FACE, Team Virus! In your face!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my post where I dance in the endzone, taunting the entire Team Virus defensive line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":662,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions\/662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}