{"id":411,"date":"2010-03-12T19:52:18","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T00:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/dealing_with_dragons"},"modified":"2013-11-17T21:27:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T21:27:45","slug":"dealing_with_dragons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2010\/03\/dealing_with_dragons.html","title":{"rendered":"Dealing with Dragons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P: I think we should go down into the pit and kill the giant spider.<\/p>\n<p>N: No! We should make friends with it. It&#8217;s like, the perfect garbage disposal.<\/p>\n<p>S: You can&#8217;t make friends with a giant spider.<\/p>\n<p>N: Why not? Its head is big enough, it&#8217;s probably got a big enough brain in there.<\/p>\n<p>S: But the only thing it wants to do is eat you. Hard to get past that.<\/p>\n<p>N: All we have to do is keep it well-fed. If we give it what it wants, it&#8217;ll be friendly.<\/p>\n<p>S: Look, let me put it to you this way. Could you be friends with a BLT?<\/p>\n<p>N: Sure I could be friends with a BLT, if it was always next to a big fucking pizza!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S: But the only thing it wants to do is eat you. Hard to get past that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":713,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions\/713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}