{"id":41,"date":"2002-01-20T10:56:55","date_gmt":"2002-01-20T15:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/convolutions"},"modified":"2002-01-20T10:56:55","modified_gmt":"2002-01-20T15:56:55","slug":"convolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2002\/01\/convolutions.html","title":{"rendered":"Convolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nFriday night Pat, Courtney, Amber, and I went out to see<br \/>\n<em><a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0166924\" title=\"David Lynch, being wacky again\">Mulholland Drive<\/a><\/em>.<br \/>\nNow, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.picturepubpizza.com\/\" title=\"very cool Oakland theater\">movie theater<\/a> was great.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s in Oakland, and it has big comfy chairs and tables and couches &#8212; couches!<br \/>\nAnd you can order pizza and fancy nachos and beer.<br \/>\nAs for the movie <em>itself<\/em>&#8230; it was a bit much.  I think that unlike, say,<br \/>\n<em><a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0209144\" title=\"2nd best movie of 2001\">Memento<\/a><\/em>,<br \/>\n<em>Mulholland Drive<\/em> cannot be reassembled into something that makes<br \/>\nsense in the light of day.  Which bothers me.  Pat and Courtney<br \/>\nand I talked about the movie on the way home, and I think we all<br \/>\nagreed on which parts of the movie were real and which parts<br \/>\nwere dream\/fantasy.  But as for the niggling details &#8212; what was that<br \/>\nblue box?  The monster in the alley?  The old people?  Well, who knows?<br \/>\nUnlike <em>Memento<\/em>, where it was fun to pick over the details<br \/>\nand marvel over the movie&#8217;s clever intricacies&#8230; the same process<br \/>\nin <em>Mulholland Drive<\/em> just makes me think that I&#8217;m wasting my<br \/>\ntime.  That there&#8217;s no <em>there<\/em>, there.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWhich reminds me &#8212; I just sent a short story, &#8220;Ogress&#8221;, to<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marissalingen.com\/\" title=\"her journal: scrumtrilescent\">M&#8217;ris<\/a><br \/>\nfor a critique.  My main concern was whether the story made sense:<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s a fair amount of backstory, and I tried to get some ideas across using<br \/>\ncouple of flashbacks.  Frankly, I&#8217;m wary of the flashback<br \/>\ndevice, let alone the dream\/fantasy device.  I want to <em>tell my story<\/em>, not dazzle<br \/>\nthe reader with Stupid Narrative Tricks.  In this case, I wanted the flashbacks to<br \/>\nprovide the reader a few critical facts, while keeping the story from growing<br \/>\nmuch, much, longer than I wanted it to be.  And as it turned out, M&#8217;ris<br \/>\nunderstood the story just fine. If she hadn&#8217;t,<br \/>\nI would have had to completely rewrite the whole thing.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nUnfortunately, rather than polish up &#8220;Ogress&#8221; and ship it out, I&#8217;ve been finishing up the<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/listmania\/list-browse\/-\/1HPM5YN39ED9O\/qid=1011557630\/sr=5-1\/ref=sr_5_67_1\/103-4507599-2736633\" title=\"Neil Gaiman's epic\">Sandman saga<\/a>.<br \/>\nI finally went out and splurged, bought all the books I was missing.  Now that I&#8217;m done, I<br \/>\nhave to say it was a heck of a story.  I can&#8217;t see how Neil Gaiman could have told this<br \/>\nstory in any other medium.  I wouldn&#8217;t go quite as hyperbolic<br \/>\nas some of writers of the introductions did &#8212; and I&#8217;m thinking of Harlan Ellison in<br \/>\nparticular &#8212; the Sandman comics were not Great Art.  They were, however,<br \/>\nreally good art.  Which is good enough for me.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFinally, I&#8217;ve decided to start a Winelog.  (Not to be confused with<br \/>\nWinerlog.)  No, see, I have this<br \/>\nproblem:  I buy wine, drink it&#8230; and then<br \/>\nforget about it.  And so I end up buying the wines I didn&#8217;t like <em>again<\/em> &#8212;<br \/>\nbecause here in California we are blessed and cursed with an enormous wine<br \/>\nselection everywhere we go, including Safeway.  Which is where I get<br \/>\nall of my wine.  Safeway, occasionally Trader Joe&#8217;s, and when I&#8217;m really feeling<br \/>\nlike The Man, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ridgewine.com\/\" title=\"a four-star Amy Adams pick\">Ridge Vineyards<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHenceforth, I will keep a record of the wines I&#8217;ve tried.  Now, first off,<br \/>\nlet me say that I have no wine education whatsoever.  I can&#8217;t even<br \/>\ngrip the wineglass by the stem and swirl the wine properly &#8212; I have to cheat<br \/>\nand clutch the glass around the rim from the top.  I don&#8217;t know what &#8220;body&#8221;<br \/>\nis.  I couldn&#8217;t care less about letting the wine &#8220;breathe&#8221;.  I evaluate<br \/>\nwine in the same way I evaluate doughnuts.  I try it and decide right then<br \/>\nand there, &#8220;Yum!&#8221; or &#8220;Yuck!&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo here goes with the first one:\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBella Sera, Italy, 2000 Merlot:  Yuck!\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHey, that was easy enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> I want to <em>tell my story<\/em>, not dazzle the reader with Stupid Narrative Tricks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}