{"id":397,"date":"2009-03-06T19:38:01","date_gmt":"2009-03-07T00:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/thank_gods_for_the_iphone_app_store"},"modified":"2013-11-17T21:39:43","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T21:39:43","slug":"thank_gods_for_the_iphone_app_store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2009\/03\/thank_gods_for_the_iphone_app_store.html","title":{"rendered":"Thank Gods for the iPhone App Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Jax Schumann, I just learned that there is now a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/battlestar\/iphone\/\">Cylon Detector iPhone app<\/a> available:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Friends. Family. Coworkers. Everyone around you has one thing in common: They might be a frakking cylon.<\/p>\n<p>With the iPhone Cylon Detector, you will know the truth.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is an outstanding development. Previously, the only known reliable methods for identifying Cylons were:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dismantle a nuclear warhead and use the enriched radioactive material to construct a lab-sized Cylon detector.<\/li>\n<li>Have sex with the Cylon and check to see if his or her spine lights up.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This iPhone thingy seems a lot easier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previously, the only known reliable methods for identifying Cylons were&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":733,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions\/733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}