{"id":394,"date":"2009-01-21T23:46:06","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T04:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/i_will_make_you_stuff"},"modified":"2013-11-17T21:49:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T21:49:57","slug":"i_will_make_you_stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2009\/01\/i_will_make_you_stuff.html","title":{"rendered":"I Will Make You Stuff!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first five people to comment on this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you.<\/p>\n<p>This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I make no guarantees that you will like what I make! What I create will be just for you.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;ll be done this year. (might be a little while)<\/li>\n<li>You have no clue what it&#8217;s going to be. It may be a story. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows. Not you, that&#8217;s for sure!<\/li>\n<li>I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The catch? Oh, the catch is that you have to repost. We can all make stuff!!<\/p>\n<p>(hat tip <a href=\"http:\/\/futuresarah.com\/?p=152\">FutureSarah<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have no clue what it&#8217;s going to be. It may be a story. It may be poetry. I may draw or paint something. I may bake you something and mail it to you. Who knows. Not you, that&#8217;s for sure!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":752,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions\/752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}