{"id":374,"date":"2008-04-02T22:11:37","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T02:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/fool_me_once_cant_get_fooled_again"},"modified":"2013-11-17T23:02:38","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T23:02:38","slug":"fool_me_once_cant_get_fooled_again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2008\/04\/fool_me_once_cant_get_fooled_again.html","title":{"rendered":"Fool Me Once, Can’t Get Fooled Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday, an ominous message appeared in my inbox from one of our key engineers, via our bug tracking system:<\/p>\n

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Didn’t get my visa. Moving back to Calgary. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

CLOSED \/ WONTFIX<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Oh, crap!<\/p>\n

Okay, I realized that it was April 1st and all. And having to pack up and move back to Canada all of a sudden? That sounds fishy too. On the other hand, closing all your bugs WONTFIX, that seems awfully serious. That couldn’t be a joke… could it?<\/p>\n

My friend Jay says I shouldn’t have been fooled for a second. “Dude, engineers never<\/em> voluntarily update their bug states. That was your red flag right there.”<\/p>\n

Ten years working in the Valley, and still so naive. Sigh. Live and learn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Dude, engineers *never* voluntarily update their bug states. That was your red flag right there.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}