{"id":360,"date":"2007-12-14T14:42:55","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T19:42:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/not_cute"},"modified":"2013-11-17T23:55:20","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T23:55:20","slug":"not_cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2007\/12\/not_cute.html","title":{"rendered":"Not Cute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh sure, the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/skorea_glowing_cats\">glowing cats are super cute and all<\/a>. You probably want to rush right out and get one for Christmas? Of course you do.<\/p>\n<p>Just keep in mind that it&#8217;s stories like these that make one thing increasingly clear: in the next five years, some deranged madman is going to engineer <em>flying spiders<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, though. Even though they might be flying right at you with their huge creepy fangs and eight hairy legs and eight soulless eyes, just remember that they are more scared of you than you are of them.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling a lot less sanguine about technological progress now, aren&#8217;tcha?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though they might be flying right at you with their huge creepy fangs and eight hairy legs and eight soulless eyes, just remember that they are more scared of you than you are of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":823,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions\/823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}