{"id":30,"date":"2002-01-01T13:44:55","date_gmt":"2002-01-01T18:44:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/mere_household_cleansers"},"modified":"2002-01-01T13:44:55","modified_gmt":"2002-01-01T18:44:55","slug":"mere_household_cleansers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2002\/01\/mere_household_cleansers.html","title":{"rendered":"Mere Household Cleansers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nWell, the move is over.  Sort of.  I&#8217;m still unpacking boxes, but things are starting<br \/>\nto settle down.  We did some cleaning at the old house last afternoon with some<br \/>\nserious chemicals.  That is, chemicals for cleaning, not chemicals for making the<br \/>\ncleaning process seem less burdensome.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFortunately, my abortive career as a condensed-matter physicist ended up making me a<br \/>\nlittle more sanguine about dealing with harsh household cleansers. For example, take HF acid,<br \/>\nwhich will almost immediately start leaching the calcium from your bones.  Now <em>that&#8217;s<\/em><br \/>\na hazardous chemical.  Or photoresist, which (depending on the variety you use) can be<br \/>\na highly dangerous mutagen, carcinogen, and<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/cgi-bin\/dict.pl?term=teratogen\" title=\"genetically damages your children\">teratogen<\/a>.<br \/>\n(Yes, I had to look up that word when I first saw it on the label.)<br \/>\nAnyway, as for household chemicals &#8212; bleach, Raid, weedkiller &#8212; bah!  Milk of Magnesia,<br \/>\nas far as I&#8217;m concerned.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe funny thing about moving is that every time you think you&#8217;ve packed up all the<br \/>\nstuff, you open another cabinet or closet and look &#8212; more stuff!  (So <em>that&#8217;s<\/em><br \/>\nwhere Dave Smith&#8217;s staple gun disappeared to&#8230;)  Eventually you<br \/>\nend up fighting over who should take what.  I even got talked into taking an<br \/>\nold couch and a coffee table.  Maybe all this extra furniture will lead to having<br \/>\nextra visitors.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nOh yeah, New Years:  I had a very nice time at the Smith-Holy residence.  (<em>Not<\/em><br \/>\nthe Holy-Smith residence, <a href=\"\/Journal\/2001\/Dec\/#14\" title=\"They are not in fact the 'Armorers of God'\">as previously discussed<\/a>.)<br \/>\nWe had some good wine and danced to some techno. (Or, I lurched around to the music<br \/>\nin my own off-rhythm way, content that only my friends could see how silly I was<br \/>\nbeing.)  After midnight, we went out to the balcony and sang songs, as obnoxiously<br \/>\nas possible.  It turns out that Nancy and Don know most of the songs to<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0051658\" title=\"how does DON know this movie?\">Gigi<\/a>, and Nancy and I managed a<br \/>\nstunning rendition of &#8220;I Remember It Well&#8221;.  At least, I thought we were<br \/>\nstunning at the time.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnyway, happy New Year to all.  Just keep this in mind: no matter how your New Year&#8217;s<br \/>\ncelebration went, it was probably<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewsullivan.com\/text\/archive\/2001_12_30_archive_dish.html#8322921\" title=\"major plumbing problems\">not<br \/>\nas bad as Andrew Sullivan&#8217;s<\/a>. (If necessary, scroll down to &#8220;The Curse of 2001&#8221;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For example, take HF acid, which will almost immediately start leaching the calcium from your bones. Now <em>that&#8217;s<\/em> a hazardous chemical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}