{"id":271,"date":"2005-08-11T08:33:09","date_gmt":"2005-08-11T12:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/hey_i_resemble_that_remark"},"modified":"2005-08-11T08:33:09","modified_gmt":"2005-08-11T12:33:09","slug":"hey_i_resemble_that_remark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2005\/08\/hey_i_resemble_that_remark.html","title":{"rendered":"Hey, I Resemble That Remark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If The Onion is going to start <a href=\"http:\/\/theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4132&amp;n=2\" title=\"Vehement Anti-Cell-Phone Guy Finally Caves\">writing thinly disguised stories about my life<\/a>, they could at least pick someone more attractive to represent me. Is that too much to ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If The Onion is going to start <a href=\"http:\/\/theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4132&amp;n=2\" title=\"Vehement Anti-Cell-Phone Guy Finally Caves\">writing thinly disguised stories about my life<\/a>, they could at least pick someone more attractive to represent me. Is that too much to ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}