{"id":27,"date":"2001-12-24T14:48:41","date_gmt":"2001-12-24T19:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/our_loyal_allies"},"modified":"2001-12-24T14:48:41","modified_gmt":"2001-12-24T19:48:41","slug":"our_loyal_allies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2001\/12\/our_loyal_allies.html","title":{"rendered":"Our Loyal Allies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI really need to stop reading lefty British publications.  It&#8217;s a bad, bad habit of mine.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nNot that this naive American hasn&#8217;t learned all sorts of fascinating things<br \/>\nabout the United States, the September 11 atrocity, and world politics.<br \/>\nWithout the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lrb.co.uk\/\">London Review of Books<\/a>, I would have had<br \/>\nno idea that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lrb.co.uk\/v23\/n19\/mult2319.htm#beard\" title=\"Thank's for the lesson\">we had it coming<\/a>.<br \/>\nWithout <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\">The Guardian<\/a>, I wouldn&#8217;t have known that we are<br \/>\nmerely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/Columnists\/Column\/0,5673,553672,00.html\" title=\"or 3,000 bloody noses\">bullies<br \/>\nwith a bloody nose<\/a>, that<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/Archive\/Article\/0,4273,4266289,00.html\" title=\"shame on us for crashing planes into THEIR buildings\">what goes<br \/>\naround comes around<\/a>, that we need to<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.observer.co.uk\/comment\/story\/0,6903,552607,00.html\" title=\"OBL cared not a whit about them pre 9\/11\">dare to damn Israel<\/a>,<br \/>\nthat the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/Columnists\/Column\/0,5673,578499,00.html\" title=\"I, for one, am Reflexively Terrified\">body<br \/>\nbags have already started coming home from this new Vietnam<\/a>, and that unless we cease<br \/>\nthe bombing immediately,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/Columnists\/Column\/0,5673,561764,00.html\" title=\"Oops, except we SAVED tens of thousands this year\">we will be<br \/>\nresponsible for genocide in Afghanistan<\/a>.  Without<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\">The Independent<\/a>, I would never have understood<br \/>\nthat we are<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/argument.independent.co.uk\/commentators\/story.jsp?story=107292\" title=\"Guest commentator: Slobodan Milosevic\">war criminals<\/a>,<br \/>\nthat we are<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/argument.independent.co.uk\/commentators\/story.jsp?story=104617\" title=\"The South Will Rise Again!\">barbarians<br \/>\nand cowboys<\/a>, and that we eschewed face-to-face combat because we thought our troops would be<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/argument.independent.co.uk\/regular_columnists\/natasha_walter\/story.jsp?story=109769\" title=\"by your anguished prose, perhaps\">decimated,<br \/>\ntraumatized, and humiliated<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nOh, occasionally you run into<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.observer.co.uk\/comment\/story\/0,6903,624174,00.html\" title=\"let's focus on the facts, shall we?\">something worth reading<\/a>.<br \/>\nBut mostly it&#8217;s just knee-jerk defeatism, anti-Americanism, leavened with the occasional spasm of<br \/>\nvirulent anti-Semitism.  Huzzah for our closest allies!\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI ran across the following G.K. Chesterson snippet a little while ago. I don&#8217;t usually quote<br \/>\nworks that I haven&#8217;t read entirely, but this one just seems sums up the aforementioned writers so well.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll bend the rules this time:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\nA man who says that no patriot should attack the Boer War until<br \/>\nit is over is not worth answering intelligently; he is saying that no good<br \/>\nson should warn his mother off a cliff until she has fallen over it. But<br \/>\nthere is an anti-patriot who honestly angers honest men, and the<br \/>\nexplanation of him is, I think, what I have suggested: he is the uncandid<br \/>\ncandid friend; the man who says, &#8216;I am sorry to say we are ruined,&#8217; and<br \/>\nis not sorry at all.\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\nAnyway.  I mostly fish through the lefty rags for the same reason I&#8217;m compelled to<br \/>\nlisten to right-wing talk<br \/>\nradio.  I&#8217;m looking for the really whacked out stuff.  The caller who screams,<br \/>\n&#8220;Ya know what I think?  I think we need internment camps for <em>liberals<\/em>!&#8221;  You<br \/>\nknow&#8230; something that helps me feel superior and clever.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s a counterproductive impulse, obviously.  My goal is to<br \/>\npackage the Right and the Left into safe little boxes.<br \/>\nSee &#8212; those people are idiots!  But of course that&#8217;s not true.  For<br \/>\nevery Robert Fisk there&#8217;s a Christopher Hitchens, or a Salman Rushdie.<br \/>\nFor every Michael Savage, there&#8217;s a William Safire.  For every Barbara Lee,<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s&#8230; well, every other Democratic congressional representative.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe long and short of it is, I&#8217;ve found my New Year&#8217;s resolution.  No more<br \/>\nBritish po-mo silliness.  Or American silliness, for that matter.  No more<br \/>\ntossing all liberals into the Idiot Lefty Box, or all conservatives into<br \/>\nthe Frothing Right-winger Box.  I should know better by now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230;he is the uncandid candid friend; the man who says, &#8216;I am sorry to say we are ruined,&#8217; and is not sorry at all.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}