{"id":268,"date":"2005-06-06T20:54:05","date_gmt":"2005-06-07T00:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/high_pressure_tomb_accessory_salesmen"},"modified":"2005-06-06T20:54:05","modified_gmt":"2005-06-07T00:54:05","slug":"high_pressure_tomb_accessory_salesmen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2005\/06\/high_pressure_tomb_accessory_salesmen.html","title":{"rendered":"High Pressure Tomb Accessory Salesmen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Worse than car salesmen, I tell ya.<\/p>\n

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slamfu: You having a BBQ this Sunday correct?<\/p>\n

evangoer: Yes indeed!<\/p>\n

evangoer: Will you be gracing it with your presence?<\/p>\n

slamfu: Yes, and a favor to ask.<\/p>\n

evangoer: If you’re asking me to change my mojito recipe, the answer is “no”.<\/p>\n

slamfu: I need to be in the area the following morning, mind if I crash at your place? And your mojito’s go to your grave with you Im sure<\/p>\n

evangoer: … along with all my other possessions.<\/p>\n

evangoer: construction of the tomb is proceeding nicely<\/p>\n

slamfu: We’re going to bury you in a giant(hopefully) warehouse<\/p>\n

evangoer: will there be poison dart traps? I love poison dart traps<\/p>\n

slamfu: altho the ashes of everything you own is much more portable<\/p>\n

evangoer: !!<\/p>\n

slamfu: We dont’ have poison darts, but we did get one of those giant rolling balls of death thingies<\/p>\n

slamfu: There was a special.<\/p>\n

evangoer: Sweet! Just make sure there are no nooks and crannies for those pesky tomb plunderers to roll into.<\/p>\n

evangoer: Did you get the flaming model, or the regular?<\/p>\n

slamfu: Regular, with an option to upgrade, and a warranty.<\/p>\n

evangoer: Well done!<\/p>\n

slamfu: I felt silly buying the warranty afterwards tho.<\/p>\n

evangoer: First 10 miles or 1,000 years, standard?<\/p>\n

slamfu: Those high pressure tomb accessory salesmen get me every time.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The more I think about it, the more I think Jessica Mitford<\/a> had the right idea. No, scratch that — the more I think Yoda<\/em> had the right idea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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