evan.goer: Sam?<\/p>\n
slamfu: yes?<\/p>\n
evan.goer: I have found a Stupid Warrior Forum Post that completely blows away all Stupid Rogue Forum Posts I have seen to date, added together.<\/p>\n
evan.goer: http:\/\/forums.worldofwarcraft.com\/thread.aspx?fn=wow-warrior&t=109439&p=1&tmp=1#post109439<\/a><\/p>\n slamfu: bring it on, did I write it? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n slamfu: Oh…the shrillness<\/p>\n slamfu: I saw that post earlier and my lamedar warned me off.<\/p>\n evan.goer: At first I thought we was kidding, but reading further in the thread, it looks like he is not.<\/p>\n slamfu: it is to weep<\/p>\n evan.goer: I cannot understand how all these people manage to survive in a complex, 21st century society.<\/p>\n evan.goer: How do they pay their taxes?<\/p>\n evan.goer: How do they balance their checkbooks?<\/p>\n evan.goer: I am seriously confused on this point.<\/p>\n slamfu: because its easy. Not like we gotta watch for lions after dark. Sometimes I miss those lions.<\/p>\n evan.goer: Dude, okay, bringing back the lions would be bad for guys like me.<\/p>\n evan.goer: I can run very fast, but I’m not THAT fast.<\/p>\n slamfu: you’re faster than plenty :) and thats all that matters.<\/p>\n evan.goer: Oh that is true, you don’t have to be faster than the *lion*!<\/p>\n evan.goer: good point.<\/p>\n slamfu: Yup!<\/p>\n evan.goer: Well now I feel much better about Caveman Goer’s survival chances then.<\/p>\n evan.goer: Also Caveman Goer is rarely sick<\/a>.<\/p>\n slamfu: You might not get to ever have sex, but at least you wont get eaten.<\/p>\n evan.goer: yup, cannot carry the girl back to the cave, she is too heavy.<\/p>\n slamfu: Nor could you defeat The Rock<\/a> in single combat<\/p>\n evan.goer: Well, sure I could. “Look over there, a lion” (throws rock)<\/p>\n slamfu: The Rock would never fall for such foolishness.<\/p>\n