{"id":24,"date":"2001-12-19T15:06:24","date_gmt":"2001-12-19T20:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/fiendish_genius"},"modified":"2001-12-19T15:06:24","modified_gmt":"2001-12-19T20:06:24","slug":"fiendish_genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2001\/12\/fiendish_genius.html","title":{"rendered":"Fiendish Genius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nTwo items of good news:\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFirst&#8230; it looks like I&#8217;ve <em>finally<\/em> isolated the problem that was causing<br \/>\npoor Spenser to freeze up.  After three months of despair and false hopes, it looks<br \/>\nlike there&#8217;s light at the end of the tunnel.<br \/>\nAnd who is the computer genius that deserves the credit for showing me the way?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWhy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.efn.org\/~djz\/birth\/betterbirth\/\" title=\"buy her book\">Mom<\/a>, of course.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Honey,&#8221; she said the other day, after I subjected her to my latest sad-sack tale<br \/>\nof scouring message boards and downloading random drivers and why-oh-why didn&#8217;t<br \/>\nI just buy a Mac, &#8220;why don&#8217;t you try dealing with the problem systematically?&#8221;<br \/>\nUninstall as much stuff as you can and see if your computer works.  If it does,<br \/>\nstart adding things back one-at-a-time until the problem re-appears.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFrom the mouths of medical writers&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo it&#8217;s the sound card.  Pull the sound card out, and everything is super.  Put the<br \/>\nsound card back in, and there is the freezing (and the moaning and the kvetching<br \/>\nand the tearing-out-of-the-hair and the oy gevalt&#8230;)  There are a couple of reasons<br \/>\nwhy this could happen, and a number of things I can do to fix this.  But that can<br \/>\ncome <em>later<\/em>.  Right now, I&#8217;m just basking in the knowledge that I can<br \/>\nwrite this without the fear that at any second, I&#8217;ll have to do a hard reboot.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSecond&#8230; I&#8217;ve signed a lease on a new place.  My philosophy is, if I&#8217;m living by<br \/>\nmyself, I should pick a small, cheap place and try to save money.<br \/>\nAs long as the apartment complex doesn&#8217;t have a green pool<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s filled with rotting leaves.  I just see that as a Bad Sign for some reason.  If<br \/>\nthat makes me effete, a yuppie suburban boy, so be it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nEventually I found a studio and an apartment that were cheap <em>and<\/em> clean.<br \/>\nI almost went with the studio, until I realized how absolutely flat-out stupid<br \/>\nthat would have been.  The one thing about the studio was that the name of the<br \/>\nbuilding was &#8220;Melrose Place&#8221;.  I think that was what was clouding my judgment.<br \/>\nOr it could have been the 20% savings in rent.  Hard to say.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAs for writing:  I&#8217;m dropping the thud-and-blunder novel for now.  I guess I&#8217;ll<br \/>\nstick with the short SF fiction to try and stay sharp.  The<br \/>\n&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.speculon.com\/BayLaurel\/hatealiens.html\" title=\"outer space aliens, not the other kind\">Why I Hate Aliens<\/a>&#8221;<br \/>\ntheme is pretty fruitful, actually.  (Although it&#8217;s apparently not as straightforward<br \/>\nas it sounds&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marissalingen.com\/\" title=\"The Unyielding\">M&#8217;ris<\/a> informs me that<br \/>\nabout 30% of the submissions don&#8217;t have the requisite hatred of extraterrestrials,<br \/>\nand about 12% don&#8217;t have any extraterrestrials at all.)<br \/>\nAnyway, I hope to have a couple more drafts in the next few<br \/>\ndays &#8212; not for the anthology, of course.  But for what, then?  Well, last Friday<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.auros.org\/\" title=\"bit of a strange bird, but all right, really...\">cousin Michael<\/a><br \/>\ntold me I should submit to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.strangehorizons.com\/\" title=\"online SF magazine\">Strange Horizons<\/a>.<br \/>\nSounds good to me.  And if they say no&#8230; well, this site needs a <a href=\"\/Fiction\/\" title=\"g'way, nothing to see here now\">Fiction<br \/>\ndirectory<\/a>, doesn&#8217;t it?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFinally, I have discovered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rinkworks.com\/dialect\" title=\"yes, these things have been around for years\">The Dialectizer<\/a>.<br \/>\nI looove this program.  The only problem is that it doesn&#8217;t handle stylesheets<br \/>\nvery well.  No matter.  It&#8217;s still a work of fiendish genius.  Or as The Dialectizer<br \/>\nmight say:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\nFinally, ah have discovahed Th&#8217; Dialeckizer. ah looove this hyar program, dawgone it.<br \/>\nTh&#8217; only problem is thet it don&#8217;t han&#8217;le stylesheets mighty fine. No matter. It&#8217;s still<br \/>\na wawk of fiendish junius.\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, ah have discovahed Th&#8217; Dialeckizer. ah looove this hyar program, dawgone it. Th&#8217; only problem is thet it don&#8217;t han&#8217;le stylesheets mighty fine. No matter. It&#8217;s still a wawk of fiendish junius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}