{"id":219,"date":"2003-11-26T09:01:17","date_gmt":"2003-11-26T14:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/this_conversation_never_happened"},"modified":"2003-11-26T09:01:17","modified_gmt":"2003-11-26T14:01:17","slug":"this_conversation_never_happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2003\/11\/this_conversation_never_happened.html","title":{"rendered":"This Conversation Never Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Tis the day before Thanksgiving, and I expect the office will be deserted.  One thing I know for sure is that all my fellow tech writers have decided to take a vacation day.  My boss&#8217;s parting words were, &#8220;Hold down the fort.&#8221;  She left off the &#8220;comma, kid&#8221; at the end, thank goodness.<\/p>\n<p>Of course holding down the fort won&#8217;t be too difficult; even a lone tech writer can be awfully intimidating.  Case in point:  a few weeks ago, I ran into one of our senior engineers in the hallway.  &#8220;Hey, did you send me a review copy of your new guide?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oops,&#8221;  I said.  &#8220;You were supposed to be on the list, but I completely forgot.  Sorry about that.  I&#8217;ll email you a copy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His face fell.  &#8220;No no,&#8221; he said, backing away slowly, &#8220;No need for that&#8230;&#8221;  And with that, he turned and fled.  &#8220;This conversation never happened!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course holding down the fort won&#8217;t be too difficult; even a lone tech writer can be awfully intimidating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}