{"id":17,"date":"2001-11-29T14:41:50","date_gmt":"2001-11-29T19:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/how_does_the_piggy_eat"},"modified":"2001-11-29T14:41:50","modified_gmt":"2001-11-29T19:41:50","slug":"how_does_the_piggy_eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2001\/11\/how_does_the_piggy_eat.html","title":{"rendered":"How Does the Piggy Eat&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nWell, it looks like poor Spenser might be fully on the road to recovery.<br \/>\nTemperature running steady at 48 degrees, new video drivers and patches for the<br \/>\nmotherboard&#8230; maybe we are home free.  Although who knows, we could freeze<br \/>\nup at any moment here. I keep having paranoid thoughts about that as I<br \/>\nwrite this.  Stay on target&#8230; stay on target&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThanksgiving week was excellent.  Not only is Thanksgiving really my<br \/>\nfavorite holiday of the year, I managed to get in at least four<br \/>\nhomemade meals in a row this year.  Always a good thing when you&#8217;re a<br \/>\npeanut-butter-on-a-spoon consuming bachelor such as myself.\n<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>\n<p>\nTuesday night I went over to Brian Gee&#8217;s, for some homecooked<br \/>\nChinese food.  The thing to understand about Brian is, he&#8217;s one<br \/>\nof those guys who moved to the Silicon Valley and was shocked,<br \/>\nshocked to discover that it&#8217;s sometimes kinda hard to meet nice<br \/>\ngirls around here.  &#8220;Evan!&#8221; he&#8217;d cry.  &#8220;This place is a<br \/>\n<em>wasteland<\/em>.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWell, this year I arrived at the door to his palatial new<br \/>\nSan Francisco pad promptly at 7pm, to find Brian in the kitchen,<br \/>\nsurrounded by at least five or six reasonably attractive<br \/>\nyoung women.  Clearly Brian is not doing so badly for himself.<br \/>\nOf course he is handsome, intelligent, funny, ambitious, a good cook,<br \/>\nblah blah blah, so go figure.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnyway, it was refreshing to see Brian.  I hadn&#8217;t actually hung out<br \/>\nwith him for a long time.  How long?  Well, when I mentioned to him<br \/>\nthat Amber and I had broken up, his sympathetic, heartfelt response was,<br \/>\n&#8220;Ummm&#8230; Amber who?&#8221;  Somehow I forgot to mention to him that I had been dating<br \/>\nthis very nice woman for the last ten months in the first place.  Ooops.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nApparently he feels this is a sign I need to be<br \/>\na bit more communicative about my social life in the future.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m investigating blast-faxes.\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nWednesday night I had dinner with<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marissalingen.com\/\" title=\"the tireless\">M&#8217;ris<\/a> and Mark and<br \/>\nTim.  And she served <em>angelsuppa<\/em> (&#8220;angel soup&#8221;, I think), which is a<br \/>\nNorsk dessert of berries (&#8220;cloudberries&#8221;) and cream.  Or for American<br \/>\npalates, berries and ice cream.  Good stuff.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAfter dinner, Tim and M&#8217;ris and I got into a discussion about Harry Potter.<br \/>\nTim and M&#8217;ris pointed out that Harry Potter and his friends are all pretty<br \/>\none-dimensional &#8212; they&#8217;re basically good kids, they don&#8217;t go through any<br \/>\nmajor internal struggles, and they all fit various boarding school stereotypes.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re right &#8212; I had noticed this with the unredeemably nasty Draco Malfoy, but for<br \/>\nsome reason I missed it in the other characters.  Anyway, on further reflection,<br \/>\nI think the one exception is Snape.  He started out a Death-Eater, but<br \/>\nhad a change of heart; he hates Harry Potter passionately, but dives in and<br \/>\nsaves him when necessary.  That&#8217;s worth some points, I think.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nTim also pointed out that J.K. Rowling snubbed<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfwa.org\/News\/01hugo.htm\" title=\"list of 2001 Hugo winners\">this year&#8217;s Hugo Award<\/a> ceremony for<br \/>\n<em>Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire<\/em>.  If so, that&#8217;s pretty tacky.<br \/>\nI certainly hope Rowling isn&#8217;t one of those authors who thinks she writes<br \/>\n&#8220;lit-rah-chah&#8221;, as opposed to that blight on our civilization, speculative fiction.\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nThursday night was Thanksgiving.  This year I decided that it was time for the<br \/>\nyounger generation to learn the family Thanksgiving secrets.  I made the stuffing,<br \/>\nmade the gravy, and prepared, stuffed, and carved the turkey.  The one thing I didn&#8217;t do<br \/>\nwas cook the turkey&#8230; so if Dad gets hit by a bus next year, his secrets<br \/>\nwith the Weber die with him.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe meal was excellent (if I do say so myself).  We ate with cousin David and<br \/>\nsome family friends, Susan Hennings and her daughter Anna.<br \/>\nAnna is two weeks older than Sarah, and about a foot-and-a-half taller.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve been friends since they were crawling around on the floor&#8230; which<br \/>\npretty much puts me and <a href=\"\/Eric\/\" title=\"best friend for 22 years\">Eric<\/a> to shame.\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>\nFriday night was Son of Thanksgiving.  We finished most of the turkey, although<br \/>\nwe had to invite yet <em>more<\/em> cousins to do it.  And their girlfriends.<br \/>\nI made pumpkin pie, but unfortunately I misread the recipe and used 1\/4c of<br \/>\nbrown sugar instead of 3\/4c.  Tee-hee!  Everyone was polite about it though.<br \/>\n&#8220;Mmmm, yes, you don&#8217;t want to oversweeten the pumpkin pie.  It tastes sooo<br \/>\nartificial.&#8221;  Some of them even waited a full 90 seconds before reaching for the honey.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI then went and dragged Nancy out of the house, and we hung out at a bar in Campbell<br \/>\n(Katie Bloom&#8217;s) with Randy and Don and Nicole and Monica and Monica&#8217;s Boyfriend Who<br \/>\nI Can Never Remember the Name Of, Even Though He Can Remember Mine Just Fine and<br \/>\nSeems Like a Very Nice Guy.\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>\nAll in all, a mind- and waist-expanding week!  I suppose I have plenty more to prattle<br \/>\non about, but I might as well save it for the near future.  I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m going to start<br \/>\nsounding like Liz Smith, or maybe<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/archive\/archive_harvey.html\" title=\"The Onion's spoof of Liz Smith\">Jackie Harvey<\/a>, anyway.<br \/>\nItem!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thing to understand about Brian is, he&#8217;s one of those guys who moved to the Silicon Valley and was shocked, shocked to discover that it&#8217;s sometimes kinda hard to meet nice girls around here. &#8220;Evan!&#8221; he&#8217;d cry. &#8220;This place is a <em>wasteland<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}