{"id":114,"date":"2002-08-07T21:30:25","date_gmt":"2002-08-08T01:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/its_raining_babies"},"modified":"2002-08-07T21:30:25","modified_gmt":"2002-08-08T01:30:25","slug":"its_raining_babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2002\/08\/its_raining_babies.html","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Raining Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, not quite.  But it seems that way.<\/p>\n<p>First, Colleen gave birth to Melia, who I&#8217;m going to get to see tomorrow evening.  Colleen complains that Melia was fairly big, 8lbs, 5oz&#8230; but let&#8217;s face it, Colleen is a 5&#8217;11&#8221; volleyball player, and Daddy is a 6&#8217;4&#8243; volleyball player.  So it&#8217;s not like this is unexpected.<\/p>\n<p>Second, my old college friend Wendy had her first baby, Karen Elise, early Tuesday.  The labor took only five hours.  You&#8217;ve got to hand it to Wendy &#8212; she does everything on or ahead of schedule.  First she finished her PhD in Geophysics in just a tad over four years, and now this.  <em>And<\/em>, I think we need to award her some bonus points for choosing to give birth on a Tuesday, which allowed proud papa (and poker buddy) Phil to call us all on Tuesday Poker Night to announce the news.  <\/p>\n<p>I should point out that of the five poker buddies present, the only one who got to talk to Phil <em>and<\/em> Wendy was yours truly.  I nearly started babbling to her about how wonderful and magical the whole thing was, but I managed to stop myself.  This was <em>Wendy<\/em>, after all.  I think she would have reached out and smacked some sense into me <em>through the phone<\/em> if I had carried on like that.<\/p>\n<p>Come to think of it, <em>that<\/em> would be an extra phone feature that I bet a lot of people would pay for.  But I digress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The labor took only five hours.  You&#8217;ve got to hand it to Wendy &#8212; she does everything on or ahead of schedule.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}