{"id":108,"date":"2002-07-14T12:04:24","date_gmt":"2002-07-14T16:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/slowienet"},"modified":"2002-07-14T12:04:24","modified_gmt":"2002-07-14T16:04:24","slug":"slowienet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2002\/07\/slowienet.html","title":{"rendered":"Slowienet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An addendum to the <a href=\"\/Journal\/2002\/Jul\/#09\" title=\"'No, I'm Not Dead'\">previous entry<\/a>:  I had referred to my pseudo-nephew Evan as &#8220;energetic and very drooly&#8221;.  Mom writes to remind me that &#8220;Just so you know, drooliness, well, spitting up more than drooliness, was one of your salient characteristics throughout most of your 1st yr.&#8221;  Point taken.  That and crankiness, of course.  How little things have changed.<\/p>\n<p>My dial-up ISP, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidbowie.com\" title=\"Yes, David Bowie is his own ISP\">Bowienet<\/a>, had always given me a headache.  I stuck with them for years, over the strenuous objections of Pat and Sam (who cleverly and subversively dubbed them &#8220;<em>Slowie<\/em>net&#8221;).  I finally got fed up last week with their latest fiasco and switched to cable modem.  I don&#8217;t care so much about the extra speed, but I like the fact that the connection is always on and people can call me at home when I&#8217;m connected.  (Mom at least should be happy.)  The &#8220;always on&#8221; thing freaks me out a bit though, so I configured the <a href=\"http:\/\/www3.sympatico.ca\/dccote\/firewall.html\" title=\"useful help with ipfw\">built-in OSX firewall<\/a>.  (The default firewall configuration is just to let everything through, which, in my primitive understanding of network security, is <em>not good<\/em>.)  Also, the cable outlet is pretty darn far away from where I want the computer to be.  Good thing I&#8217;ve got lots of CAT-5 cable just lying around.  Knew it would come in handy some day.<\/p>\n<p>As an added bonus, I&#8217;m also switching my local phone service to AT&amp;T through the cable.  I&#8217;ve been waiting for this moment for nearly three years.  Pac Bell earned my ire by charging me for DSL that I didn&#8217;t have and never asked for.  It took half a year to straighten things out.  Then they did it <em>again<\/em> for another six months.  Not to mention all sorts of minor irritations, like losing phone service because of faulty street wiring.  (I took a look for myself &#8212; the sheaths had mostly rotted away.)  And the lying.  Let&#8217;s not forget the lying.  The customer service people are wonderfully polite&#8230; but the lying &#8212; that really hurt.  If you can&#8217;t trust a faceless representative from a giant corporation, who can you trust? Pat told me he&#8217;s surprised I&#8217;ve let this fester so long.  I understand the Talmud advises us not to hold a grudge for longer than 24 hours, but I think the rabbis were talking about <em>people<\/em>, not companies.  Besides, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22revenge+is+a+dish+best+served+cold%22\">revenge is a dish best served cold<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In Other News: Laura and I took a tour of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slac.stanford.edu\/\" title=\"Stanford Linear Accelerator\">SLAC<\/a> yesterday. (You kind of have to be on the same wavelength to <em>know<\/em> that when you ask someone to go on a date with you to see a particle accelerator, they&#8217;ll say &#8220;yes.&#8221;)  It was a lot of fun.  The grad student tour guide was very enthusiastic in a geeky sort of way, and he did a great job explaining some tricky physical concepts.  The labs were of course <em>bigger<\/em> than anything I remember from Santa Barbara or even Lawrence Berkeley, but just as cluttered and messy.  That&#8217;s the one thing the movies get wrong.   You never see concrete floors, rusting rebar, long-forgotten pallets, or twenty-year-old workstations still humming away.  Still, SLAC did have a five-story shaft with a catwalk, which is <em>kinda<\/em> like the movies.  All they need to do is replace our tour guide with Matt Damon, add some chrome, spotless white corridors, and blinky flashy lights, and they&#8217;d be all set.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good thing I&#8217;ve got lots of CAT-5 cable just lying around.  Knew it would come in handy some day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}