{"id":10,"date":"2001-11-06T15:07:50","date_gmt":"2001-11-06T20:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/wordpress\/the_laws_of_thermodynamics"},"modified":"2001-11-06T15:07:50","modified_gmt":"2001-11-06T20:07:50","slug":"the_laws_of_thermodynamics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/2001\/11\/the_laws_of_thermodynamics.html","title":{"rendered":"The Laws of Thermodynamics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nFor Halloween, we had a whopping four trick-or-treaters.  One small child, three<br \/>\nteenage girls.  At least they all wore costumes&#8230; I heard that in<br \/>\nSunnyvale, kids were just wandering around in street clothes.  Is Halloween<br \/>\ngetting worse every year?  Is anyone even trying?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWe saw &#8220;The Nightmare Before Christmas&#8221; and &#8220;Sleepy Hollow&#8221;.  I hadn&#8217;t seen<br \/>\n&#8220;Sleepy Hollow&#8221; before&#8230; not a bad flick.  Is it just me, or did both of<br \/>\nthe scarecrows in &#8220;Sleepy Hollow&#8221; look like Jack Skellington (with and without<br \/>\npumpkin head?)  One thing bothered me&#8230; Ichabod Crane struck me as<br \/>\na bit inconsistent.  I mean, in one scene he&#8217;s in hand-to-hand combat with<br \/>\nan invincible headless ghost.  And a few scenes later he&#8217;s up on a chair, frightened<br \/>\nof a large spider.  What gives?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnyway, we had Nancy&#8217;s chili and Don Little&#8217;s garlic tri-tip.  And plenty of<br \/>\nleftover Halloween candy.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAs for my birthday, that went&#8230; ummmm&#8230; rather well.  Friday night we<br \/>\nwent out as planned.  We went into the back room of La Bodeguita del Medio.<br \/>\nEveryone bought me free drinks.  And I smoked a cigar. It was very Gentleman&#8217;s<br \/>\nClub (but not the strip-club-with-plush-chairs variety).  Then we went<br \/>\nto F&amp;A&#8217;s.  Mental note:  if you decide to regress about seven years and<br \/>\ndrink past your limit, make sure you have lots of good friends around to<br \/>\napologize to Security and haul your sick, sorry butt home. Woo!  Do I still<br \/>\nknow how to party or what?  Sad, sad, sad.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWell, presumably the next time this happens, in another seven years, it will<br \/>\nbe for a more noble cause.  &#8220;Drink <em>all<\/em> ze mojitos, Se&ntilde;or Goer&#8230;<br \/>\nor ze hostages die!&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe BBQ the next day went on, although I was thinking of cancelling it up until<br \/>\nabout three hours before.  Renee King showed up briefly!  She was on her way to a wedding<br \/>\nreception.  And she seemed unimpressed by the fact that there were only two other guests<br \/>\nwhen she arrived.  Well, Renee, if you&#8217;d only come an hour and a half late like all the<br \/>\n<i>cool<\/i> people&#8230;  Boy, that lady knows how to kick a man when he&#8217;s hung over<br \/>\nand down.  That husband of hers, Whatshisname, is clearly a bad influence.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI should mention that due to my<br \/>\nweakened condition, I specifically requested &#8220;Number&#8221; candles on my cake, rather<br \/>\nthan lots of little ones.  I hope this is not a sign of things to come.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFortunately, although I did not make it to the store, my friends covered for me<br \/>\nadmirably.  Barbara showed up right on time with piping hot baked potatoes<br \/>\nand all the fixings, just when I was thinking, &#8220;Damn, we need a starch.&#8221;  I<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t know how she managed to keep those potatoes hot all the way from<br \/>\nCampbell.  That woman defies the laws of Thermodynamics.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nHmmmm&#8230; better add &#8220;defies laws of Thermodynamics&#8221; to The List.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, presumably the next time this happens, in another seven years, it will be for a more noble cause. &#8220;Drink <em>all<\/em> ze mojitos, Se&ntilde;or Goer&#8230; or ze hostages die!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goer.org\/Journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}