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Crazy Mike's Shack-o-Law
Need free legal advice? Emphasis on free?
Well, you've come to the right place. Mike Holy, attorney extraordinaire, is ready to untangle the vagaries of the law for you! Just type your question into the text box and hit the submit button. Mike will answer your question almost instantaneously. Yeah, he's that good.
Besides, are you going to pay some punk 25-year-old kid 200 bucks an hour to tell you that gosh, you can't do this, you can't do that, you can't sue because of such-and-such, blah, blah, blah? Of course not. So hit that submit button. Trained lawyers are standing by!
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Random Legal AdviceOf course, all answers to legal questions are completely random. The engine that generates the random answers is the famous Dada Engine. This particular legal-jargon script is one of the sample scripts that comes with the Dada Engine distribution. I wish I had written it myself, but I didn't. Anyway, it's still a fun script, and deserves to see the light of day. When I get sued, perhaps I'll change my mind... - Evan |
