EverQuest I Simulator

Do you miss the original EverQuest? Are you jonesing for a fix? Well, look no further, my friend. Just reload this page to generate ever-more magical adventures in the land of Norrath!

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You make a rude gesture at Molgar. 
You tell your party, 'Hold up, Heisenburg, there's too many of them.' 
You told Dirac, 'The raid was a total wipeout.' 
You make a rude gesture at a sarnak youth. 
You told Kilzem, 'WHOO-HOO!' 
You tell your party, 'Nah, I can't make Feynman's wedding.' 
You laugh. 
Beelzebub tells you, 'LOL!' 
Grond says out of character, 'ROFLMAO!' 
Bohr auctions, 'WTS RS BP and gloves, serious offers only' 
You crush a sarnak youth for 19 points of damage! 
You have slain a sarnak youth! 
You have gained experience! 
an icebone skeleton kicks YOU for 51 points of damage! 
a sabertooth tigress kicks YOU for 44 points of damage! 
You are bleeding to death! 
a sarnak youth crushes YOU for 25 points of damage! 
You have been slain by a sarnak recruit! 
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You have entered the Lake of Ill Omen. 
You tell your party, 'gotta go soon, guys.' 
Sullivan tells you, 'Sorry, man.'