Cast of Characters

When M'ris found out about this section, she told me that while she found these pages useful, she would never maintain a "Cast of Characters" section on her website. I hadn't even thought of this section as a convenience, really. I just wanted to take a few cheap shots at my friends, so that they would get off their butts and send me their own material. Until that happens, I have free reign. So there.

Mike Holy

Lawyer extraordinaire. Ask Mike a legal question, he'll answer right away!

Pat Becker

Former Roommate #1. Warning: do not hire this man. You think I'm kidding? I thought I was too, until I started keeping a record. This man's cratered more startups than David Wetherell. Go on, judge for yourself.

Sam Becker

Former Roommate #2, and identical twin to Roommate #1. Or so they say. The "twins" don't look all that alike to me, but what do I know?

Eric Stenberg

"The Clarence Darrow of the West". Currently living mere yards from the sand in Venice Beach. The man who managed to quash all interest I ever had in playing basketball.

Nancy Smith

The proud new owner of a Miata convertible... which Sam recently dinged. As she has taken me for a spin or two, she is currently in my good graces.

Mom

Mom has a website. She sells a book on her website. You should take a look at the book. Particularly if you're pregnant. In fact, if you're pregnant, you should take a look at this book right now. It could change your life. Yes, really.