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Current Archives (2007+)

• 2008.05.04: The Five Stages of Pundit Grief
• 2008.04.22: I've Been Recursive Meme'd
• 2008.04.17: Mac Tricks and Tips and Apps that are Real Good and Stuff
• 2008.04.06: Poisoning the Minds of our Youth
• 2008.04.02: Fool Me Once, Can't Get Fooled Again
• 2008.03.27: Back Off Man, I'm a Scientist
• 2008.03.21: Can Has Niece Plz?
• 2008.03.18: Yes, I Will Link to You, Just See if I Don't
• 2008.03.03: Two Levers Labeled 'Hope' and 'Fear'
• 2008.02.12: The Evil Overlord Constructs a Literary Conspiracy Theory
• 2008.02.04: California Ballot Proposition Algorithm
• 2008.02.01: Omens
• 2008.01.28: All In
• 2008.01.15: Let Me Tell You How You Can Increase Your Value Add
• 2008.01.08: 2008 New Hampshire Primary Results
• 2008.01.03: We Don't Know How to Tell Those Stories
• 2007.12.31: A Good Walk Spoiled
• 2007.12.16: Unsolicited Investment Advice for Mur
• 2007.12.14: Not Cute
• 2007.11.30: In the Grim Darkness of the Future, There is Only Really Insane Logistics
• 2007.11.13: Cain's World! Cain's World! Party Time! Excellent!
• 2007.11.12: Nerd Fashion Emergency
• 2007.11.02: November is Starting to Look Up
• 2007.10.24: Back Away Slowly from the Crazy Man
• 2007.10.16: Plus, Maybe He'll Get Superpowers!
• 2007.09.25: I'm Not an Extrovert, But I Play One on TV
• 2007.09.14: Hoisted from Comments: Magazines for the West Coast Elitist
• 2007.09.10: Defensive Screens at Maximum Strength, Captain
• 2007.09.07: F*ck That Noise
• 2007.08.21: VBAC Flim-flammery
• 2007.08.17: We Shall Never Run Out of Things to Blog About
• 2007.08.13: Sunshine and Exposition; or, What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate
• 2007.07.13: Clumpy Distribution of Parties
• 2007.07.06: Montage Time
• 2007.06.27: How to Pick Up on Prehistoric Girls (And Other Matters)
• 2007.06.20: Doing What's Right for Our Planet
• 2007.06.17: How to P.O. a T.W.
• 2007.06.13: The Hats of War: A (Not Quite) Zombie Apocalypse
• 2007.06.07: Dance, Magic Tupperware Dance
• 2007.06.05: Many Bothans Died to Bring Us This Information
• 2007.05.14: The Freedom to be Ordinary
• 2007.04.19: Attention HMC Reunionistas! Plus: All Hail President Klawe!
• 2007.04.09: Dear Developers of Multimillion Dollar Web Applications
• 2007.04.05: Speaking of Movies I Won't Be Seeing...
• 2007.04.02: As for the 'River of Blood', the Less Said, the Better
• 2007.03.26: Like the Apprentice System, But No Mentoring. Or Food.
• 2007.03.20: Potlatch
• 2007.03.03: We're from the Silicon Valley, We're Here to Help
• 2007.02.27: My Perl-Fu is Unbeatable!
• 2007.02.16: Wikipedia Articles That are Shorter Than the Article for the (imaginary) M41A Pulse Rifle
• 2007.02.13: I Miss Liquid Nitrogen
• 2007.02.09: It's Soup Night!
• 2007.01.29: Recent Accomplishments
• 2007.01.23: Orders of Magnitude
• 2007.01.14: Laws of Computational Metaphysics
• 2007.01.08: Quetzalcoatl's Ziggurat of Death
• 2007.01.03: Meta-messages
• 2007.01.01: Welcome to goer.org 3.0
• 2006.12.24: Early Onset Something-or-Other
• 2006.12.16: Irrevocable
• 2006.12.11: Wry Havok
• 2006.12.05: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold
• 2006.12.03: I Win Christmas!
• 2006.12.02: Tutorial Sneak Preview: Elements vs. Tags
• 2006.11.21: How to Convert AuthorIT to DocBook
• 2006.11.17: You Heard It Here First: Ticketmaster Sucks
• 2006.11.15: The Spider in the Rearview Mirror
• 2006.11.06: Unhappy Predictions
• 2006.11.03: HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
• 2006.10.31: Have You Hugged Your Local Browser Developer Today?
• 2006.10.18: Back from VP X
• 2006.10.07: X-Purgation Part II
• 2006.09.25: Do Not Push the Red Button!
• 2006.09.22: Adventures in Post-Apocalyptic Dentistry
• 2006.09.17: Hacking MT 2.6; Or, I Don't Understand Perl
• 2006.09.05: Well, This Is Ominous...
• 2006.08.27: Death by Algorithm!
• 2006.08.26: Why Oh Why Does Documentation Software Suck?
• 2006.08.19: Welcome to Mirkwood; Here's Your Badge
• 2006.08.13: Literary vs. Genre, Explained Using Pie
• 2006.08.07: Is Our Fantasy Readers Learning?
• 2006.08.03: Lloyd Dobler meets the 21st Century
• 2006.07.31: Bad Movie Classification System: Part Four
• 2006.07.25: Physics: Pretty Weird All Around, Actually
• 2006.07.06: Viable Paradise
• 2006.06.30: Bad Movie Classification System: Part Three
• 2006.06.22: Bad Movie Classification System: Part Two
• 2006.06.20: Bad Movie Classification System: Part One
• 2006.06.19: Towards a Unified Bad Movie Classification System: Part Zero
• 2006.06.12: And Change the Combination on My Luggage!
• 2006.06.07: Smugger Than Thou
• 2006.05.26: Yahoos Are Surprisingly Polite!
• 2006.05.23: Flawed or Tragic?
• 2006.05.22: Lesson Learned
• 2006.05.16: Can We Please Get Some 'Quality of Service' Around Here?
• 2006.05.14: That's Not Gypsum You're Smelling, That's Brimstone!
• 2006.03.06: You Don't Need No Fancy Math or Nuthin'
• 2006.02.28: Money Down the Drain
• 2006.02.16: A Biologist, a Physicist, and and Engineer Walk Into a Bar...
• 2006.02.13: Calling All Physicists
• 2006.02.12: As Canadian as Possible Under the Circumstances
• 2006.02.06: Yes, We Do Have Better Things To Do
• 2006.01.31: Whither Punching?
• 2006.01.16: So, Lone Star, Now You See That Evil Will Always Triumph
• 2006.01.05: The Decline and Fall of Chanukah
• 2006.01.02: The Pitch
• 2005.11.08: Back When Ballot Propositions were REAL Ballot Propositions
• 2005.08.11: Hey, I Resemble That Remark
• 2005.07.28: Tips for Office Life
• 2005.06.26: Scary Stories
• 2005.06.06: High Pressure Tomb Accessory Salesmen
• 2005.05.31: Dumb and Dumber
• 2005.05.23: Commercials We'd Like To See
• 2005.05.15: Swearing Up A Storm(bringer)
• 2005.05.10: Off to Yahoo!
• 2005.03.31: No Trees Were Harmed In the Writing of This Novel
• 2005.03.25: Creative Commons
• 2005.02.22: In Which Someone Who Wishes to Sue a Video Game Manufacturer Has Something to Teach Us, After All
• 2005.02.07: How to Have a Wicked Awesome Supah Bowl
• 2005.01.30: Mathematical Background
• 2005.01.23: Welcome Back to TV-Land, Mr. Goer... We Missed You
• 2004.12.04: NaNoWriMo Redux
• 2004.11.20: The Technical Writer Song
• 2004.11.15: Would You Buy a Used Computer From This Man?
• 2004.11.13: X-Purgation
• 2004.11.08: When All Else Fails, Read The Directions
• 2004.11.03: Death Spiral
• 2004.11.01: 1ncr34s3 Y0ur W0rd C0unt W1th N4n0wr1m0!!
• 2004.10.30: HTML House of Horror: Markup... from the FUTURE!
• 2004.10.20: Beer and Baseball
• 2004.10.16: Flotsam: The Most Important Political Commentator, Ever
• 2004.09.20: Envy Is So Unbecoming...
• 2004.09.19: Phrases for Programmer Pirates
• 2004.09.16: Make Money Fast with Clean Markup
• 2004.09.12: Quick Hits: The Muggles of Physics
• 2004.08.04: Information Loss
• 2004.07.22: Linkdump: Games People Play
• 2004.07.10: I Need a New Hobby
• 2004.06.26: Atom IDs: What's Wrong With Domain + Timestamp?
• 2004.06.14: Quick Hits: Games You Should Be Playing
• 2004.06.06: The Oracle Speaks
• 2004.05.27: All Things In Moderation
• 2004.05.18: Now With Advanced HTML Technology
• 2004.05.10: Supercharge Your Outlook Performance!
• 2004.05.06: Fine, We'll Just Have Our Own Science Over Here, Then
• 2004.05.01: We'll Just Build a Scaffolding!
• 2004.04.20: The Beauty of Semantic Confusion
• 2004.04.04: The Condo on House Street
• 2004.03.26: But I'm Not Sure About Frannie
• 2004.03.17: Kickin' It
• 2004.03.11: California Condo-r
• 2004.02.23: The Market Value of OS 9
• 2004.02.10: Stupid Is As Stupid Does
• 2004.01.20: Helpful Fascism
• 2004.01.14: Happy, Happy Machines
• 2004.01.08: Horse of a Different Colour
• 2003.12.29: Switching
• 2003.12.15: Linkdump: Cable Conspiracies, Crooning Killers, and Cranky Cossacks
• 2003.12.09: Shameless Self-Promotion
• 2003.11.26: This Conversation Never Happened
• 2003.11.12: Linkdump: Ethics and Other Obsolete Things
• 2003.11.07: But They're Doing It In Shelbyville!
• 2003.11.03: The MARQUEE Element: Revolutions
• 2003.10.26: HTML House of Horror: Things That Go <BLINK> in the Night
• 2003.10.21: Worst. Tag. Ever.
• 2003.10.17: The End of Gerrymandering
• 2003.10.13: Soccer Hooligan
• 2003.10.07: I, For One, Welcome Our New Republican Overlords
• 2003.10.03: So Many Choices!
• 2003.09.30: Ignorance is Bliss
• 2003.09.23: A Little Too Fussy
• 2003.09.20: Bats and Wolves, Living Together, Mass Hysteria
• 2003.09.15: Just Flew In From LA...
• 2003.09.09: But Seriously, Folks
• 2003.09.07: Mirror, Mirror
• 2003.09.03: Son of Bulletproof XHTML
• 2003.09.02: Cursed Frogurt
• 2003.08.29: Opportunities
• 2003.08.24: Nobody Beats Up My Little Brother But Me
• 2003.08.23: Friend Of A Friend
• 2003.08.20: The Road to Digital Nirvana
• 2003.08.14: Fire In Her Wake
• 2003.08.11: Cats and Dogs, Living Together
• 2003.08.07: Bulletproof XHTML
• 2003.08.05: Orthodoxies
• 2003.08.04: Nerd Bachelor Party
• 2003.07.31: Linkdump: Contrarians and Barbarians
• 2003.07.29: Here's Some Green Ink
• 2003.07.22: Back Thursday
• 2003.07.04: XHTML2 Explorations, Part II
• 2003.07.01: XHTML2 Explorations, Part I
• 2003.06.25: I Want A Button
• 2003.06.23: It's the Little Things
• 2003.06.12: I Think We Can All Be Proud
• 2003.06.08: Fools Rush In
• 2003.06.02: Toughening Up
• 2003.05.30: Tech Writer's Blues
• 2003.05.26: Who Really Has the Time?
• 2003.05.18: Low Expectations
• 2003.05.14: Damn, it's a very exciting time
• 2003.05.11: Look Ma, Another XHTML Post
• 2003.05.09: The X-Philes
• 2003.05.06: Put Your Shades Away for a Minute
• 2003.05.04: Open Season
• 2003.04.29: The XHTML 100
• 2003.04.22: Reload Assiduously
• 2003.04.20: We Have a Winner!
• 2003.04.19: Well, not ALL standards are crap
• 2003.04.16: Are Standards Crap?
• 2003.04.14: It Bleeds, It Bleeds...
• 2003.04.07: Thoughts on Master of Orion III
• 2003.04.05: Charles and Louis, Louis and Charles
• 2003.04.01: From Dollars to Doughnuts
• 2003.03.18: Casting Call
• 2003.03.15: More or Less Geeky
• 2003.03.05: Driven Up the Wall
• 2003.02.26: Sickness
• 2003.02.20: Irony, or Lack Thereof
• 2003.02.19: Killer Instincts
• 2003.02.13: Hopping Mad
• 2003.02.09: Cultural Divide
• 2003.02.07: Scruffy and Dangerous
• 2003.02.03: One-Track Minds
• 2003.01.27: Homewrecker
• 2003.01.02: Vengeful Info-Ninjas
• 2002.12.29: Gollum For Best Supporting Actor
• 2002.12.17: Fashion Emergency
• 2002.12.11: Vacation From the Vacation
• 2002.12.02: Sympathy for Johnny
• 2002.11.18: Definition of Futility
• 2002.11.13: RIFFed!
• 2002.11.09: Evolution
• 2002.11.06: Mythology
• 2002.10.30: Cheapskate Older Brother
• 2002.10.24: Babe in the Woods
• 2002.10.21: Angry Beeps
• 2002.10.19: Automated Outrage
• 2002.10.16: Sorry About My Oven Exploding and All
• 2002.10.13: Lessig Shrugged
• 2002.10.12: Sell, Sell, Sell!
• 2002.10.10: Rank Cruelty
• 2002.10.06: Good and Evil
• 2002.10.04: A True Legend
• 2002.10.03: Till I'm Blue in the Face
• 2002.09.30: Enemy of the Good
• 2002.09.29: In Their Own Words
• 2002.09.23: Not Far From the Tree
• 2002.09.19: Fun With Referer Logs
• 2002.09.16: Jews... In... SPAAAACE!
• 2002.09.14: The Ant Conspiracy
• 2002.09.12: Cleaning House
• 2002.09.10: Absolutely 100% True
• 2002.09.09: Casting About
• 2002.09.08: Bugs, Bugs, Bugs
• 2002.09.04: Back to School
• 2002.08.29: A Minor Pho Pas
• 2002.08.28: I Was Your River Phoenix
• 2002.08.26: Too Stupid to Live
• 2002.08.24: The Cartman Internet
• 2002.08.18: Minimalism
• 2002.08.15: Zombies
• 2002.08.12: Conan's Mojitos
• 2002.08.08: Would You Like Fries With That?
• 2002.08.07: Bad Poker Player
• 2002.08.07: It's Raining Babies
• 2002.07.30: Very Sorry
• 2002.07.28: Gigolo
• 2002.07.26: Calm and Reasonable
• 2002.07.23: Pizza Olympics
• 2002.07.15: Grody to the Max
• 2002.07.14: Slowienet
• 2002.07.09: No, I'm Not Dead
• 2002.07.07: Oops! No Entry
• 2002.06.29: Purple
• 2002.06.26: If You Can't Say Anything Nice
• 2002.06.20: Excellent Prospects
• 2002.06.15: Do Your Homework
• 2002.06.12: Too Close for Comfort
• 2002.06.10: Test Entry: Edit this Title
• 2002.06.10: Clan Gathering
• 2002.06.03: Packaged Discontent
• 2002.06.03: Super Ego
• 2002.06.01: Art
• 2002.05.30: Spaceman and Girl
• 2002.05.27: Not A Condo Association
• 2002.05.22: Cheerful Troglodytes
• 2002.05.16: Prodigy Whine
• 2002.05.12: Take That, Hallmark
• 2002.05.11: Armchair Quarterbacks
• 2002.05.09: Mulch
• 2002.05.08: Patchouli-wearing Dim Bulbs
• 2002.05.06: Mellowing With Age
• 2002.05.05: Media Studio
• 2002.05.02: Stahm, A Journal Entry
• 2002.05.01: Titchadesh
• 2002.04.28: Heroic Chinese Space Chickens
• 2002.04.25: Lucky Accident
• 2002.04.23: Not Schadenfreude
• 2002.04.22: Advanced Witnessing Techniques
• 2002.04.17: Bay Area Radio
• 2002.04.13: Poor Impulse Control
• 2002.04.11: Outrageous Lies
• 2002.04.10: Hero of Work
• 2002.04.08: I'll Not Be Juggled With!
• 2002.04.08: Bookshelf Artistry
• 2002.04.06: Alien City
• 2002.04.04: Back On the Wagon
• 2002.03.26: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
• 2002.03.26: Waffling
• 2002.03.25: Quit Slashdot!
• 2002.03.20: Web Snobbery
• 2002.03.17: Dance, Ryan, Dance!
• 2002.03.13: Shocking the Bourgeois
• 2002.03.11: Jewish Singles Hiking Club
• 2002.03.10: Win2K vs. Win98
• 2002.03.06: Technology Gods
• 2002.03.02: Business Ethics
• 2002.02.28: Why I Support NPR
• 2002.02.27: All Hail Liquid Nitrogen
• 2002.02.26: Save Ken Lay!
• 2002.02.25: Lessons from the Slopes
• 2002.02.21: Alexander the Great
• 2002.02.19: Damning Stephen King
• 2002.02.18: Ruthless Sons of Bitches
• 2002.02.16: Rope 'em and brand 'em
• 2002.02.14: Diamonds are a girl's best friend?
• 2002.02.13: Florida Funeral
• 2002.02.09: George Goer
• 2002.02.07: Poker Night Invasion
• 2002.02.04: Marijuana (or: Econ 101)
• 2002.02.03: Ye olde goer.org
• 2002.02.02: Misinformation... on the INTERNET??
• 2002.01.30: Good Guys and Bad Guys
• 2002.01.27: Leonard's Rules for Writing
• 2002.01.26: Moral Fiber
• 2002.01.26: Reading Overrated?
• 2002.01.23: Lucky, Lucky Davis
• 2002.01.21: Virgil's Undertow
• 2002.01.20: Convolutions
• 2002.01.18: The Anti-Fry's
• 2002.01.17: Killing Little Girls
• 2002.01.16: Pundit Roundup -- Yeehaw!
• 2002.01.15: Sim Subs, Redux
• 2002.01.13: Sim Subs: a Play In One Act
• 2002.01.10: Vanquishing Evil
• 2002.01.07: Bay Area Football Nerds
• 2002.01.05: Briefcases of Money
• 2002.01.03: Reverb
• 2002.01.02: Back to Work
• 2002.01.01: Mere Household Cleansers
• 2001.12.28: Advanced Whoopie Cushion Technology
• 2001.12.26: Moving Day
• 2001.12.24: Our Loyal Allies
• 2001.12.22: Fellowship
• 2001.12.21: Waiting to Compile
• 2001.12.19: Fiendish Genius
• 2001.12.14: Armorers of God
• 2001.12.12: Crotchety Old Fogey
• 2001.12.09: UHaul, WeBitch
• 2001.12.06: Dancing on Graves
• 2001.12.05: Heroic Freedom Fighters
• 2001.12.02: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
• 2001.11.29: How Does the Piggy Eat...?
• 2001.11.26: Birthday Math
• 2001.11.17: Snapshot
• 2001.11.15: Tragically Hip
• 2001.11.12: Evan's Sense of Snow
• 2001.11.11: Technological Impropriety
• 2001.11.08: High-Art Literary Tradition
• 2001.11.06: The Laws of Thermodynamics
• 2001.10.31: Writer's Manifesto
• 2001.10.30: Deadlock Victim
• 2001.10.29: We All Need Validation
• 2001.10.28: Rebuilding
• 2001.10.26: Lost Innocence