September 24, 2011

Toddler Zork

The life of a 14-month-old is probably a lot like being trapped in a text-based adventure game.

> "Ba-boo! Ba-boo!"
This request is not understood.
> "Puffs! More!"
You cannot perform this action at this time.
> N
You toddle north. There is a couch blocking your way.
> climb couch
You are about two inches too short to climb the couch.

Comments

  1. Pickup pillow It feels silky and firm. Put down pillow It leaves your hand. Step on pillow You magicly get two inches taller. Climb couch You can now see the whole room from your couch command post.

    Posted by Jeff McNeil on Oct. 06, 2011 at 9:01 AM [#]

  2. Read article TODDLER ZORK You read the the article. You smile. There is a burst of uncontrollable laughter.

    Posted by Chris on Nov. 08, 2011 at 11:33 AM [#]

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