August 25, 2010

Paging Jack Bauer

I have been given authority to use “all necessary measures” to put the baby to sleep tonight.

Comments

  1. Does that mean you are going to sing? The horror!

    Posted by Dinesh on Aug. 25, 2010 at 10:26 PM [#]

  2. Yes, up to and including a full battery of Tom Leher songs.

    ALL OPTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE.

    Posted by Evan on Aug. 25, 2010 at 10:42 PM [#]

  3. You could always try reading the PATRIOT Act.

    Posted by Bart on Aug. 26, 2010 at 2:45 PM [#]

  4. The problem is, I would probably fall asleep faster than he would.

    Posted by Evan on Aug. 26, 2010 at 6:06 PM [#]

  5. Add whiskey to the bottle. It’s a time-honored tradition. Or rum — early training for mojito consumption.

    Posted by Auros on Aug. 28, 2010 at 4:14 PM [#]

  6. I like the rum idea, it is the most piratey option…

    Posted by Evan on Aug. 30, 2010 at 8:02 AM [#]

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