June 1, 2010

They Probably Seemed Like Good Ideas at the Time

Congratulations! The Powers That Be have granted you special dispensation to remove one (1) of the following human inventions from the space-time continuum:

Which one of these do you wipe from all existence, and why?

Comments

  1. DNS, of course—- that was what my thesis was about! There are better way to perform the same service, once you get a clear picture of what it should be, anyway. DNS experts have this strange dualism where DNS is a “distributed semi-consistent database”, not a naming service, and yet we can’t alter it in any useful way because it’s a “critical part of the Internet infrastructure”—- for its use in naming.

    But, timezones would be my second choice. I would be perfectly happy living on UTC.

    Posted by Mark Gritter on Jun. 01, 2010 at 10:45 PM [#]

  2. Strunk & White, no contest. DNS is clunky but it more or less works. Time zones are useful, even if they’re annoying in some ways — I prefer knowing that folks generally work “9 to 5”, even if 9 and 5 aren’t the same in all places. When I fly somewhere, I’d rather reset a watch, or restart my phone so it syncs to the local tower, than try to figure out what the new time is that I need to get up. (I’m not convinced Daylight Savings is a good idea, though, and might have picked that if you’d listed it.)

    Strunk & White is a bunch of bullshit prescriptive grammar, full of rules that are obviously wrong relative to common sense, observed usage, and what I perceive as graceful style.

    Joseph M. Williams’ Style: Towards Clarity & Grace blows S&W out of the water.

    Posted by R.M. 'Auros' Harman on Jun. 01, 2010 at 11:09 PM [#]

  3. I would be happy living in UTC too.

    Style: Towards Clarity and Grace is my favorite book on writing. I just wish I knew of a good “Style 101” book to recommend to people first. You can’t crack open Williams until you at least know enough to be dangerous.

    Posted by Evan on Jun. 02, 2010 at 7:07 AM [#]

  4. You should write one and call it “HELLOSKI: How to learn enough grammar to be dangerous”

    Posted by Sam on Jun. 15, 2010 at 8:25 AM [#]

  5. I don’t know. Anyone who dares write a style guide is going to be hounded by the bullshit prescriptivists for the rest of his or her days.

    Make that, “rest of their days.” Woo singular they! Go go Team Descriptivist!

    Posted by Evan on Jun. 15, 2010 at 10:58 PM [#]

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