The Gilmore Wire

Life always spinning out of control.

Makes poor relationship choices.

Hates all authority figures.

Smart, ambitious, wonkish, and idealistic.

Dangerous debating skills.

Has a lot of growing up to do.

Community powerbroker.

Enjoys the spoils of playing The Game.

A consummate streetfighter; never surrenders.

A businessman above all else.

Expects high standards from his co-workers.

Not afraid to shiv someone who gets in the way.

Smart, ambitious, and efficient.

Extremely direct, almost to a fault.

Very annoying, particularly when right.

Quirky, funny, and earthy.

Loves food.

Sometimes a help, sometimes a hindrance.

Trying to escape a miserable homelife.

Career choice not accepted by family.

Should probably avoid dating boys.

Fastidious and highly fussy.

The best-dressed character on the show.

Highly dangerous when crossed.

Street smart and skilled at crafts.

A man of few words.

A fine partner, but not fun to be around when cranky.

Means well, but not terribly bright.

Torn by family loyalties.

A patsy for the more powerful characters on the show.

Wealthy and successful community leader.

Knows the rules inside and out.

Always willing to drive a hard bargain.

Has a long memory.

Loves raking subordinates over the coals.

Not someone you want to fuck with.

Impulsive and aggressive, but not really a great fighter.

Charming only up to a point.

Not as quite as smart as he thinks he is.

Weirdly charismatic.

Always trying out new business opportunities.

Desperately needs professional help.

Young, wealthy, surrounded by an entourage.

Loved by the ladies.

A narcissist and probable sociopath.

Nobody on Gilmore Girls is as cool as Omar.